QotD: Top 5 Break-Up Songs

What are your top five break-up songs?
Submitted by gt.

Ok I don't know if you mean my top five break up songs of all time and if thats the case I don't have any because it's not like I keep up with break up song.  Break up songs are sad right!?  So I'll give you these songs and tell you who they make me think of.  It'll be more fun that way I think.
Richard Marx - Right Here Waiting (for Donald, the first guy I ever loved who broke my heart the most out of all the guys I've been with).
Gillete - Short Dick Man (for Steve who wasn't afraid to fuck me under the stairs outside of his apartment complex, but was too scared to give his heart away to someone who might have been the best thing he ever had).  I wonder what his dreadful ass is doing these days.
Thurl Ravenscroft - Your A Mean One Mr. Grinch AND Beyonce - Irreplaceable (for Trey... the one I should have left on the side of the road).
Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up (for Jason - - - too bad it didn't work out with him... he was hung like horse...literally.... I miss it... I mean I miss him *grin*).
............ to the left, to the left..... you must not know 'bout me, you must not know 'bout me............